My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
When other people try to look sexy :
when i try to look sexy :
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
HOLY SHIT PETE LOOK THE NOTES!I’m sitting here with my friend Pete and he’s getting random snaps from people off of tumblr, and they’re actually surprised that he’s answering them. Like what, we had no idea this would be famous. It’s funny. I finally made an a successful famous post tho. Thanks to Pete. Follow himpmon3y69
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
So uh, what were in those cookies Taylor?
HAHAHAHA and people ask me why I love taylor swift
he looked old for 14
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso
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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.